FAT SHAME
Choose Your Tormentor
Pick a coach — a foul-mouthed Masshole, a no-nonsense fitness coach, a supportive accountability bestie, or create your own — and get verbally destroyed every time you skip a workout. No mercy. No motivation. Just shame.
"You think you can just sit there on your fat ass and scroll through this page
without signing up? That's exactly the kind of lazy bullshit that got you here
in the first place. I can smell your excuses through the screen."
— Vince, from his recliner
Daily Roasts
Miss your check-in and your persona unleashes a personalized, AI-generated verbal beatdown using your deepest insecurities.
Shame Streaks
Track how many times you've been dragged. The number only goes up.
Friend Roasts
Your friends can send your persona after you when you slack off. Accountability through public humiliation.