Choose an AI persona to monitor your fitness and verbally annihilate you when you slack off. It's the accountability partner you deserve.
Vince — a 450-pound, foul-mouthed Masshole who hates himself more than he hates you. He'll drag you down to his level from his recliner at the country club bar.
Sergeant Steel — a retired Marine drill instructor who's been in peak shape for 30 years. You wouldn't survive a day in his unit, maggot.
Brandi — a rich, judgmental mean girl who does Pilates six days a week and judges you over white wine. "Oh sweetie, are those your arms?"
Or create your own custom persona. Your shame, your rules.
It's free. It's brutal. It works.
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